[Julianne]

Ха, да мне нехуй делать!

Меня почему-то стебет токио-поповский переод Саюков.

Начну с неинтересного. Это самые прикольные фразы из первого тома.

For instance - I don't like it.

Дальше - больше.

У меня не все тома, так что буду урывками.

Самое интересное начинается с середины Саюков и продолжается в Релоаде. И стиль улучшился значительно.

Siyuki Vol 1

Everyone: Since the day I was born till The day I die, the only side I'm on is my own.

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Sanzo to Goku: If you don't shut up, I'll kill you!

...Shit... even if I killed you, you wouldn't stay dead.

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Gojyo: Well, if is isn't my favourite hot-blooded monk and his stupid monkey sidekick.

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Gojyo: The beer, Goku, get the beer!!

Sanzo: This ain't no field trip, dammit!!

Hakkai: I guess it kind looks like one.

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Sanzo: God dammit, will you two give it a rest? Or do I need to make you geto out and run to India?

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Spider Demon: Up close your face is quite pretty.

Sanzo: Up close, you look like a shriveled old hag.

Spider Demon: I'v decided how I'm going to eat you. I'll mince you!

Gojyo: Trust me lady, you don't really want to eat him.

Goku: He's to tough to chew.

Hakkai: No matter how you cook him, there's no helping it.

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Gojyo: Have women, but don't let them have you.

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Sanzo: ... Can you please do something to shut up those idiots in the back?!

Hakkai: *smiling* I know how you feel.

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Sanzo to some priest: It is we who are honored.

Arrow pointing on Sanzo: Bullshitter.

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Hakkai: Don't take it personally, Gojyo. These are very religious people.

Gojyo: Well then, they can bow down and kiss my ass.

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Sanzo *after kicking some youkai asses* If you are looking for a shortcut to God, you're welcome to join them.

Comments

[aya_me]

aaah that brightened the mood so hot damn

[Julianne]

orocchan I'm glad!! You didn't seem to be well lately... Nya ^__^

[aya_me]

Julianne

trust me, you don't want to see me right now.

no, it was horrible lately and studies suck I said suck!

tomorrow we're doing some heavy shopping ne? ne?

[Julianne]

orocchan oh, I dont know about tomorrow. We'll see, ne? =) cHu

[Karasik]

Вообще не только тебя с него стебетВсех)

[Julianne]

Karasik Увы, не всех =(

Но все равно, первый том - самое худшее. За то даааальше, так и пестрит цитатами))