The Little Book of ABUSE




- You're a real action man: crew cut, realistic scar, no genitals.

- Now do ypu see what happens whencousins marry?

- I'm not takin advice from you. You can't count to 21 unless you're naked.

- As an outsider, how do you view human race?

- You look familiar. Didn't I dessect you in biology?

- When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

- Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

- You! Off my planet!

- I like children too. Let's swap recipes.

- I'm not mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

- Do you ever shut up on your planet?

- Are those your eyesballs? I found them in my cleavage.

- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

- I'm trying to imagine you with personality.

- Back off! You're standing in my aura.

- Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

- Just smile and say: "Yes, Mistress".

- Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.

- Mummy, I want to grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.

- You look like shit. Is that the style now?

- If I said anything to offend it was purely intentional.

- Have you got a minute? Tell me everything you know.

- Earth is fool. Go home.