The Little Book of ABUSE
- You're a real action man: crew cut, realistic scar, no genitals.
- Now do ypu see what happens whencousins marry?
- I'm not takin advice from you. You can't count to 21 unless you're naked.
- As an outsider, how do you view human race?
- You look familiar. Didn't I dessect you in biology?
- When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
- Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
- You! Off my planet!
- I like children too. Let's swap recipes.
- I'm not mad, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- Do you ever shut up on your planet?
- Are those your eyesballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- I'm trying to imagine you with personality.
- Back off! You're standing in my aura.
- Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Just smile and say: "Yes, Mistress".
- Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
- Mummy, I want to grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
- You look like shit. Is that the style now?
- If I said anything to offend it was purely intentional.
- Have you got a minute? Tell me everything you know.
- Earth is fool. Go home.