Ха, да мне нехуй делать!
Меня почему-то стебет токио-поповский переод Саюков.
Начну с неинтересного. Это самые прикольные фразы из первого тома.
For instance - I don't like it.
Дальше - больше.
У меня не все тома, так что буду урывками.
Самое интересное начинается с середины Саюков и продолжается в Релоаде. И стиль улучшился значительно.
Siyuki Vol 1
Everyone: Since the day I was born till The day I die, the only side I'm on is my own.
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Sanzo to Goku: If you don't shut up, I'll kill you!
...Shit... even if I killed you, you wouldn't stay dead.
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Gojyo: Well, if is isn't my favourite hot-blooded monk and his stupid monkey sidekick.
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Gojyo: The beer, Goku, get the beer!!
Sanzo: This ain't no field trip, dammit!!
Hakkai: I guess it kind looks like one.
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Sanzo: God dammit, will you two give it a rest? Or do I need to make you geto out and run to India?
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Spider Demon: Up close your face is quite pretty.
Sanzo: Up close, you look like a shriveled old hag.
Spider Demon: I'v decided how I'm going to eat you. I'll mince you!
Gojyo: Trust me lady, you don't really want to eat him.
Goku: He's to tough to chew.
Hakkai: No matter how you cook him, there's no helping it.
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Gojyo: Have women, but don't let them have you.
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Sanzo: ... Can you please do something to shut up those idiots in the back?!
Hakkai: *smiling* I know how you feel.
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Sanzo to some priest: It is we who are honored.
Arrow pointing on Sanzo: Bullshitter.
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Hakkai: Don't take it personally, Gojyo. These are very religious people.
Gojyo: Well then, they can bow down and kiss my ass.
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Sanzo *after kicking some youkai asses* If you are looking for a shortcut to God, you're welcome to join them.